Rihanna is prickly

That Rihanna is so warm and approachable. 

Doncha just want to run over there and give her a big, tight, bear hug?

Rihanna’s dress is scary, however you look at it

Ok.  If you look at the big, angry gorilla’s mouth for long enough, it starts to look as though she has a big, gory, gaping wound in her stomach.

You know, a bit like that scene from Death Becomes Her:

So, either way you look at it- big, screaming monkey or big, gory hole – it’s not really the best look.