This woman is too fat for Brazil

Karolina Kurkova: fat beast.

The Brazilian Media have attacked 24-year-old supermodel Karolina Kurkova for being too ‘fat’ for runway modelling.  After she appeared in a bikini runway show, reports say that her “back fat” and “cellulite” drew “gasps of horror” from onlookers.

Well who wouldn’t be horrified looking at that?  Just look at the fat cow, why the hell did they let her on the catwalk in the first place?  Her stomach isn’t concave.  I can’t see her ribs.  And oh my god, is that a curvy bottom I see there?!  Disgusting.  Unacceptable.

Of course I’m being sarcastic.  This actually makes me pretty angry.  Right now, I’d really like to meet anyone who calls this woman fat and tie them to a chair and force-feed them deep-fried lard pies.

Certain media outlets can hardly avoid blame for eating disorders when they have a problem with a beautiful, slim, healthy-looking model strutting her stuff.