I can’t tell what’s more glowing and vibrant – the dress, or Penelope herself.
This is exactly how satin should be worn – no creases or unsightly lumps or bumps. It’s an unforgiving material but Ms Cruz has totally made it her bitch. The colour, cut, everything about that dress was made for her.
A little while ago I made a comment about how only Tilda Swinton could pull something off and a few of you were like: “Who is Tilda Swinton?” Who indeed!
Tilda Swinton is goddess of wearing utterly kooky outfits and usually totally pulling it off. She is Queen of makeup dodging. She is High Empress of “I don’t give a shit”.
Ladies and gents, THIS is Tilda Swinton:
See what I mean? Huh? huh?? I mean, who else on this earth would wear a dress that looks like an actual hologram?