I stared at this picture for a long time wondering how long it takes Dita Von Teese to leave the house.  The hair, the makeup, the nails, the corsets.  She looks absolutely stunning.  Does she dust her whole body with talcum powder or something though?  Is anyone that pale??

Although, interesting fact of the day, Dita is actually a natural blonde. She pulls the black hair off magnificently. If I dyed my hair that colour I’d look like Oscar the Grouch after someone poured tar in his trash can.

She’s currently hawking her new Wonderbra range.  Would you buy bras from this woman?  I have to say I think I would, but I bet they’re pricy.