By Lindsey Bowers
In no particular order, let’s take a look at this year’s hits and misses…
First of all, Angie-Jo wore colour. Actual colour. All over her. And she does sort of look like Ariel’s fin but we can look past this because the woman looks so much more alive when she steps away from the black.
After five years together, Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman are calling it a day. How sad, they seemed a genuinely loved-up couple back in the day. I guess five years is pretty good going in celeb-land though.
On the subject of couples going down the pan:
Doesn’t seem to be much evidence of smiling, shaving or washing of hair in Twilight paradise. Oh dear.
Whenever J-Lo goes in front of the photographers she always does this stoned-out, slack jawed expression. It’s almost as irritating as Keira Knightley’s pout. Why do celebrities pull such silly trademark faces? The narrowed, sleepy eyes that look like they can’t take the weight of her fake eyelashes and the parted lips just begging for a stream of drool to emerge… not a good look. She’s so much prettier when she smiles.
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