Jade Goody has cancer


Jade Goody has been diagnosed with cervical cancer.  She received the news in India while participating in their version of Big Brother.  The clip apparently shows her being called to the diary room , after which she becomes hysterical and tells her fellow housemates: “I have cancer.” She has now left the house.

I’ve never hidden my dislike for Jade Goody in this blog.  I think the woman has absolutely no shame and needs to remove herself from the public eye.  But all the celebrities we love to hate – Jade, Kerry Katona, Paris Hilton etc … well, they’re still people.  

I guess what I’m trying to say is – no one deserves cancer.  Not even Jade Goody.

Hope she gets better soon, especially for the sake of her kids.

Jennifer Aniston’s hot new man (but probably not)

You all must have heard by now that Jennifer and John Mayer have called it quits.  It’s no wonder really, they were three months in and already the magazines headlines were screaming about babies and marriage.  Anyway, although the media like to portay Jennifer as this, old, desperate spinster (lord forbid a WOMAN be single at 40!) it turns out she dumped him for cheating. 

You see, that is totally why I couldn’t go out with a gorgeous, famous, talented musician (and of course dozens have begged for my hand in marriage) – I’d be worried the whole time about what he was doing!

But, apparently, Jen has moved on quickly to the fine specimen in the picture above.  Well, I wouldn’t kick him out of bed for farting I suppose.  If you recognise him, it may be because he’s the hot male model that appears in Britney Spear’s Toxic video.

Mind you, there are now sources that say he’s not dating Jennifer but has put the rumour out there to get some publicity.  Dirty.  Well, if I was Jennifer I would at least ring him and tell him to play out his part of the deal!  It’s only fair!

Is The Dark Knight cursed?

Oh no.  Morgan Freeman has been in a car accident.  The 71-year-old was rushed to hospital and apparently is in a serious condition.  An unnamed woman was in the car with him.

I hate the sickening irony of posting this story, considering what I named my blog.

I really hope Morgan pulls through this OK.  He’s just one of those people that is very likeable.  Like everyone’s lovable but extremely cool grandad.  He was in the last two films I saw at the cinema (Wanted and The Dark Knight) and I thought he was superb in both – in fact he’s always great.  He even pulled off playing God in that rubbish film Bruce Almighty.

This is definitely going to start ‘curse’ gossip about The Dark Knight though. You know, like Poltergeist and Amityville Horror, where everyone connected to the film had nasty stuff happen to them.  First Heath Ledger died, then Christian Bale got in trouble with the law and compromised his reputation, and now this?  If I was a cast member of that film I’d be rocking back and forth in a locked room by now.

But seriously.  I was actually planning to write about the film, but in a more positive light, because Heath’s acting 100 percent blew. Me. Away.  The guy has to get an Oscar.  And no, I’m not saying that just because he’s dead.  You don’t see people saying that Anna Nicole Smith was actually quite a good actress, so why would people say it about Heath for the hell of it?  The man was seriously, seriously talented.  And so is Morgan.

Please recover quickly Morgan!  We’re all thinking of you.

Agyness gets a new ‘do

I quite like Agy, who’s hailed to be the next Kate Moss.  I saw her interviewed on TV a little while back and was intrigued to hear a down-to-earth northern accent come from the exotic, androgynous face that I’d seen plastered absolutely everywhere.

People criticise her for her edgy style but even more applaud it.  Personally I think she blows that aging hag Kate Moss right out the window.  Whereas Kate is usually papped with a constant sneer etched on her face, Agy always looks really relaxed and happy. 

Hmm, maybe a few more years in the industry will change that – but I hope not.

Saying that, I don’t like her new hair much.  She was probably sick of everyone copying her last ‘do but I bet all the sheep are now running to their salons with this picture in tow.

What do you think of the new Agy ‘do? 

(Haha… “Agy ‘do”!  Agy do do do, push pineapple… er, nevermind.)