It’s interesting this story has come up because during my holidays I had a conversation about whether it’s selfish of us to have children in a world that’s over-populated and riddled with poverty. Sure it’s lovely to have kids, but in doing so are we compromising the economy amongst many other factors?
Well, Alexandru and Livia Lonce, above, don’t seem to think so. The couple from Canada have 18 children. Yes 18. And none of them were even multiple births. She just keeps popping them out one after the other, after the other, after the other.
Alexandru says: “We just let God guide our lives, you know, because we strongly believe life comes from God and that’s the reason we did not stop the life. We let life come.”
Of course they do. Let life come, and suffer with the rest of the world!
Well, as soon as I read about this, only one thought came into my mind … crank up the volume and enjoy:
Nicole is now hopefully free from the pregnancy
hormones that presumably made her choose this outfit
Seemingly the least maternal woman in showbiz, Nicole Kidman, has had a baby girl. That was one weird pregnancy. There was no bump for about seven months, then one came from nowhere and now the baby is here!
And they called her… Sunday Rose Kidman Urban. When I typed that out the first time I put “Road” instead of “Rose,” probably because of the ‘Urban’ – but also because I wouldn’t put it past celebs to give their kids a name as stupid as that.
Hmm, I’ve always liked Rose, but Sunday? Aww hell no… all the kids at school are going to be singing: “Easy like Sunday morning” at her. Poor Sunday. Reputation ruined already.
But congratulations to Nicole and Keith. After a miscarriage and rumours of her adopted children snubbing her for creepy step mum Katie Holmes, I hope she finds maternal bliss with her newborn.
Updated: What next, a press conference when she farts?
I know this blog is light hearted and bitchy, but upon hearing that Angelina Jolie’s doctor is giving a press conference later today, I’m worried.
Celebrities don’t give press conferences to simply announce a birth do they? Usually it’s just a press statement, on a piece of paper.
I’ve read rumours on the grapevine that one of her twins, a girl, has been monitored throughout the pregnancy because she has a heart condition. This would explain why we haven’t seen much of Angelina recently.
Let’s just keep our fingers crossed that Angelina and her babies are ok. As I said before, I love this woman. She’s done so much for children around the world, so it would be tragic if anything were to happen to one of her own.
The press conference was just to say that everything is ok, and Angelina is resting in hospital.
Now, either Angelina has a doctor who fancied basking in some press attention or she has some serious notions of self grandeur. I mean yeah, she’s Angelina Jolie, but a whole press conference just to state that? Lame.
Well… I guess you saw my caring side up there… I… er… the bitching will commence!