Did things get really crap, or did I just get old?

                                                

I had a rather epic gym session this morning. And I’m not talking about the usual brand of epic. In case you’re wondering what that is, it basically involves:

a) Making it through the door (doesn’t matter how little exercise I do once there, you definitely lose weight just from “going” to the gym, right?)

b) And staying for more than 20 minutes without:

i) falling off treadmill

ii) having internal meltdown at sight of lycra-clad 100 pound nymphettes

Gwen Stefani was a fried egg for Halloween

Gwen Stefani dressed up like a fried egg when she attended Kate Hudson’s Halloween bash this weekend. I like the way she’s still got a face on that’s saying: “Yeah I’m working this look, fools.  Bow down”.