You know, the best thing about the fashion industry is that it really does cater for everyday life. I mean who could actually live without a coat made from mini kermit corpses?
And hands up who feels simply naked if they pop out for milk without the head of a pink fluffy monster drummer on top of their own nonce?
Actually, I can take the piss all I want, but my mum once gave me a cardigan that looked exactly like Animal from the muppets for my birthday.
I was a student at the time and thought I could get away with it. I even wore it to lectures once or twice. There were a lot of people at my university who gave up drugs shortly after that.
I hope you still have that jumper… you better show me it…!
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It’s like a nightmare – walking down the street and realising you’re half naked! What would be more embarrassing, to stay as you are or cover up with a kermit coat?
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I NEED IT!
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