To find things to write about here I practically whizz through pictures of celebrities, only stopping when something makes me go “ooooh”, “aaaaah” or “eeeeew”.
I whizzed right past this one. Then, a few moments later as I was looking at a picture of Rhianna thinking how she really is getting away with that whole fetishist Woody Woodpecker look I thought: “Wait – was that Kate Winslet?!”
So I clicked back and confirmed to myself that it is indeed Kate Winslet, almost unrecognisable, with her new lean figure, tan and blonde hair. She looks utterly fantastic. But, she looked fantastic AND stood out from the crowd with her curves and pale skin.
I can’t help but think “what a shame”.
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Kate Winslet has a case of a rare skin disease known as Beckinsalitus.
Sufferers are usually young Englishwomen with beautiful pale skin and a realistic body image (often called Kate).
Once they stay in California for a while, they manage to stay looking unique for up to 3 years before slowly succumbing to the disease, which turns their skin a homogenous beige and reduces their frame from “child-bearing” to “Ryvita-bearing.”
It’s so very sad, someone should set up a charity.
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