Poor Kelly Osbourne. When I first saw this picture I thought: “Oh those tabloid darlings, always getting themselves into such scrapes!” Seriously did you see Lily Allen go for that girl on the streets of London last week? It was like looking at pictures of a rabid dog having a fit.
But I digress. Apparently Kelly was at home with a stomach bug and she reached up to get a glass from her cupboard, only for the whole cabinet to come crashing down on top of her! Unlucky! (Glad to see she’s tucking into the Haribo for comfort though – there’s a girl after our own hearts.)
Now I had a stomach bug the other week and if that had happened to me, then my boyfriend would have probably come home to find me on the floor in tears in the middle of a puddle of my own excrement (it was a really nasty stomach bug). So I sympathise with Kelly. Especially as her Project Runway show has been cancelled. She can’t be feeling great.
Although she probably did get in a fight and the whole cupboard thing is a PR lie. What?! I’m allowed to be bitchy about her, she has a model toyboy to cheer her up!