A press conference for Angelina’s twins

Updated: What next, a press conference when she farts?

I know this blog is light hearted and bitchy, but upon hearing that Angelina Jolie’s doctor is giving a press conference later today, I’m worried.

Celebrities don’t give press conferences to simply announce a birth do they?  Usually it’s just a press statement, on a piece of paper.

I’ve read rumours on the grapevine that one of her twins, a girl, has been monitored throughout the pregnancy because she has a heart condition. This would explain why we haven’t seen much of Angelina recently.

Let’s just keep our fingers crossed that Angelina and her babies are ok.  As I said before, I love this woman.  She’s done so much for children around the world, so it would be tragic if anything were to happen to one of her own.

*Update*

The press conference was just to say that everything is ok, and Angelina is resting in hospital. 

Now, either Angelina has a doctor who fancied basking in some press attention or she has some serious notions of self grandeur.  I mean yeah, she’s Angelina Jolie, but a whole press conference just to state that?  Lame.

Well… I guess you saw my caring side up there… I… er… the bitching will commence!